REJECTED TITLES FOR
"BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN"
It's already won a 'BrokeBack Oscar'
A little while ago somebody sent me a short list of rejected titles
for Brokeback Mountain. With a little bit of thought
the list was expanded to include many more titles.
If you can think of more titles please send them along and we'll get them
added to these lists.
Following the rejected titles you'll find some actual western movie
titles that need no changing at all.
Click Here for the sample Brokeback Mountain weekly shopping lists.
- a fist full of poo
- a fistful of ned
- asses wild
- balls of san angelo
- bareback mounting
- big black beauty
- billy the kid comes again
- bone-nanza
- butch, lick my gun
- destry rides again... and again
- doc's holiday with billy the kid
- dong of the gringo
- don't mess with tex' ass
- he wore a yellow ribbon
- hi, plains drifter!
- high nooner
- home on the ranger
- how the west was hung
- jeremiah's johnson
- junior boner
- little bathhouse on the prairie
- lonesome doug
- mccabe and mr. miller
- mclickcock
- my darling cumintime
- my pal's trigger
- oklahomo
- prances with wolves
- quickly down under
- rawhide male
- rump riders round up
- sagebrush tail
- tail blazer
- texas jackoff
- the godowners
- the hoarse soldiers
- the jackoff bull
- the legend of the long ranger
- the magnificent seven (inches)
- the man who shot all over liberty valance
- the pleasure of the sierra, padre
- the wild brunch
- true, he grits
- very raw hide
- wild bill's itchycock
These actual Western movie titles needed no changing whatsoever.
Hollywood's had a gay agenda for a very long time.
- big jake
- black bart
- blazing saddles
- butch cassidy and the sundance kid
- giant
- go kill everybody and come back alone
- little big man
- partners of the sunset
- petticoat planet
- quiqley down under
- seven men from now
- single handed sanders
- the best bad man
- the cheyenne social club
- the last hard men
- the naked spur
- the shootist
- the squaw man
- the star packer
- the wild bunch
- the woman they almost lynched
- there was a crooked man
- tickle me
- two rode together
- young guns