A lady bought a new Ferrari. It cost a bundle.
Two days later, she brought it back, complaining that the radio was not
working.
"Madam," said the sales manager, "the audio system in this car is
completely
automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to, and
you
will hear exactly that!"
She drove out, somewhat amazed and a little confused. She looked at the
radio and said "Nelson." The radio responded, Ricky or Willie?" Soon,
she
was
speeding down the highway to the sounds of "On the road again." The lady
was
astounded. If she wanted Beethoven, that's what she got. If she wanted
Nat
King
Cole, she got it.
Suddenly, at a traffic light, her light turned green and she pulled out.
Off
to her right, out of the corner of her eye, she saw a small sports
utility
vehicle speeding toward her. She swerved and narrowly missed a terrible
collision.
"Asshole," she muttered. And, from the radio came....
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States...."