Correct Use of the "F" word
When is @#$% Acceptable?
There have been only twelve times in history when the "F" word was considered
acceptable for use. They are as follows:
- "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"
Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
- "What the @#$% was that?"
Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
- "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
Custer, 1877
- "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
Einstein, 1938
- "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
Picasso, 1926
- "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
Pythagoras, 126 BC
- "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
Michelangelo, 1566
- "Where the @#$% are we?"
Amelia Earhart, 1937
- "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
Noah, 4314 BC
- "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
Bill Clinton, 1998
- "What do you mean there is no @%#*ing key to my ankle bracelet?"
Martha Stewart, 2005
- "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
Saddam Hussein, 2003