Totally Insensitive Man-Humor Jokes Index

Here's the list. New ones will be at the bottom . The date an item was initially posted (and the date it is updated, if applicable) will be shown to the right of the item.

Please don't write me and tell me anything you might read here is not nice or offends your delicate sensibilities. That's why it's here and not in the church bulletin. Politically, I'm not a big Bush fan, so you will probably find some Bush Bashing here and there. But I love any joke that trashes the Dems too. Politicians of any stripe are fair game ... they've brought it on themselves and deserve a far worse fate than any joke you'll ever find here.

If you send me an email with a joke or whatever, it could end up being posted here, (but it must be worthy). Since most email jokes arrive as a result of being forwarded at least 200 times and the source is usually unknown it will probably get posted without any special credit (unless you insist!). You likely don't want anyone to know you enjoy reading this sort of crap anyway, do you?

  1. Rejected Brokeback Mountain Titles February 8, 2006 / (revised February 12, 2006)
  2. Guy's Rules February 8, 2006
  3. Outraged Muslims February 9, 2006
  4. Woomba February 9, 2006
  5. What Happened To Kenneth? February 9, 2006
  6. Redneck Viagra February 9, 2006
  7. Politeness (Military Style) February 9, 2006
  8. Use the Correct Email Address February 9, 2006
  9. A batch of blonde jokes #1 February 9, 2006
  10. Top 4 Adult Jokes of 2005 February 9, 2006
  11. Etiquette Guidelines for Rednecks February 9, 2006
  12. Ron's Early Retirement February 9, 2006
  13. State of the Art Watch February 10, 2006
  14. The Indian and the Coffee Shop February 10, 2006
  15. Punishment? February 10, 2006
  16. Medical Insurance Explained February 10, 2006
  17. From Lake Superior State University....
  18. Cheney vs. Lawyers February 13, 2006
  19. Towel Heads February 13, 2006
  20. What is a Son of a Bitch, exactly? February 13, 2006
  21. When is @#$% acceptable? February 13, 2006
  22. Unbelievable B-52 model airplane February 13, 2006 / Revised March 2, 2006
  23. Click Here for HOT Celebrity Photo February 13, 2006
  24. Dear Abby February 13, 2006
  25. What do Retired People Do All Day? February 14, 2006
  26. Golf vs. Sex February 14, 2006
  27. The Ball Knows February 14, 2006
  28. Brokeback Mountain Weekly Shopping Lists February 14, 2006
  29. Incredible Honda Advertisement February 14, 2006
  30. Hunting Invitation February 16, 2006
  31. Golf Truisms February 20, 2006
  32. Golf Quotes February 20, 2006
  33. Your Parrot is Dead February 21, 2006
  34. Sensitive New Age Redneck February 21, 2006
  35. Quotes #1 February 21, 2006
  36. Einstein's Theory February 22, 2006
  37. Cheney's Got a Gun (click on play) February 22, 2006
  38. Terror Alert February 23, 2006
  39. Driver's License February 23, 2006
  40. Generic Viagra February 27, 2006
  41. Loyalty in Marriage February 27, 2006
  42. Jack and Jill Get Married February 27, 2006
  43. Robot Bartender February 27, 2006
  44. New Law February 27, 2006
  45. Divorce Lawyer February 27, 2006
  46. Questions Never Asked February 27, 2006
  47. Where to Live? February 27, 2006
  48. Why Cheney Didn't See the Lawyer February 27, 2006
  49. Military Wisdom February 28, 2006
  50. Bed for Sale Wednesday, March 1, 2006
  51. How to Tell Where the Driver is From Thursday, March 9, 2006
  52. Things You Did Not Know Thursday, March 9, 2006
    ADDED HUNDREDS MORE: Monday, March 13, 2006
  53. 148 Ways NOT to Defend your PHD Thesis Thursday, March 9, 2006
  54. County and Western Song Titles Thursday, March 9, 2006
  55. Analogies and Metaphors Thursday, March 9, 2006
  56. How to Annoy Just About Everybody Thursday, March 9, 2006
  57. Dick Cheney T-Shirts Thursday, March 9, 2006
  58. New Mercury Motor for my Boat T hursday, March 9, 2006
  59. UCLA Medical Study News Thursday, March 9, 2006
  60. Medical Questions and Answers Thursday, March 9, 2006
  61. What you need to believe to be a Republcan Saturday, March 18, 2006
  62. Vote for Miss World Sunday, March 19, 2006 09:21 am
  63. Political Correctness Friday, March 31, 2006 07:13 am
  64. The Indian Friday, March 31, 2006 07:13 am
  65. New Ferrari Friday, March 31, 2006 07:13 am
  66. Raising Male Children Friday, March 31, 2006 07:13 am
  67. New Element:Bushcronium Friday, March 31, 2006 07:13 am
  68. Smart Dog Friday, March 31, 2006 07:13 am
  69. Stella Awards Friday, March 31, 2006 07:13 am
  70. Are We Stupid? Friday, March 31, 2006 07:13 am
  71. Lawyers are Caring People Friday, March 31, 2006 07:13 am
  72. Bad Day Friday, March 31, 2006 07:13 am
  73. The Captain: As Seen By ... Friday, March 31, 2006 07:13 am
  74. Not My Job Friday, March 31, 2006 07:13 am
  75. Message to Pilot Friday, March 31, 2006 07:13 am
  76. Can't You See? I'm Busy!! Friday, March 31, 2006 07:13 am
  77. Jackhammers Friday, March 31, 2006 07:13 am
  78. Please Look Left Friday, March 31, 2006 07:13 am
  79. Why We Can't Take Grandpa to Mardi Gras Friday, March 31, 2006 07:13 am
  80. The Pastor's Ass Friday, March 31, 2006 07:13 am
  81. A Few Aviation Stories Monday, April 03, 2006 02:29 pm
  82. Get Your Party Started Before The Party's Over Friday, April 7, 2006 07:48 am
  83. The greatest play in MLB...ever. Tuesday, May 30, 2006 02:33 pm
  84. Harley Davidson in Heaven Tuesday, May 30, 2006 02:33 pm
  85. How to Unfold the Flag Tuesday, May 30, 2006 02:33 pm
  86. Nice Wedding Photo Tuesday, May 30, 2006 02:33 pm
  87. These People Vote Tuesday, May 30, 2006 02:33 pm
  88. Brokeback Spider Tuesday, May 30, 2006 02:33 pm
  89. Aunt Karen Tuesday, May 30, 2006 02:33 pm
  90. Desert Island Tuesday, May 30, 2006 02:33 pm
  91. Bubba and Junior in New Orleans Tuesday, May 30, 2006 02:33 pm
  92. Cowboy Lines That Have Been Ruint' Tuesday, May 30, 2006 02:33 pm
  93. Brokeback Football Tuesday, May 30, 2006 02:33 pm
  94. Memorial Stone Tuesday, May 30, 2006 02:33 pm
  95. Zen Thoughts Tuesday, May 30, 2006 02:33 pm
  96. Cat Food Dinner Tuesday, May 30, 2006 05:33 pm
  97. Aviation Wisdom Tuesday, May 30, 2006 05:33 pm
  98. Marine Helicopter Wednesday, May 31, 2006 08:36 am
  99. Voodoo Penis Friday, June 2, 2006 10:27 am
  100. Insults with Class Saturday, June 3, 2006 07:52 am
  101. Home Remedies Saturday, June 3, 2006 07:52 am
  102. Be Careful What you ask for Sunday, June 18, 2006 07:19 am
  103. A Lesson in Business Finance Sunday, June 18, 2006 07:19 am
  104. Do you have any Condoms? Sunday, June 18, 2006 07:19 am
  105. Blonde on a Diet Sunday, June 18, 2006 07:19 am
  106. Dumb ... and Getting Dumber Sunday, June 18, 2006 07:19 am
  107. Direct from the President of the United States Sunday, June 18, 2006 07:19 am
  108. Buttons with Attitude Sunday, June 18, 2006 07:19 am
  109. Things Women Say ... Translated Sunday, June 18, 2006 07:19 am
  110. Blonde Painter Monday, July 10, 2006 04:16 pm
  111. Flying Rules Monday, July 10, 2006 04:16 pm
  112. Two Lovely Poems Monday, July 10, 2006 04:16 pm
  113. That's Not Normal Monday, July 10, 2006 04:16 pm
  114. Golf Friday, July 14, 2006 10:17 am
  115. Emergency Room Visit Friday, July 14, 2006 10:17 am
  116. Eating Friday, July 14, 2006 10:17 am
  117. Texas Chili Cookoff Friday, July 14, 2006 10:17 am
  118. Italian Stallion Friday, July 14, 2006 10:17 am
  119. Understanding Engineers Friday, July 14, 2006 10:17 am
  120. Tailhooker's Method of clearing
    the Eustachian Tubes     Friday, July 14, 2006
  121. 72 Virgins Friday, July 14, 2006 10:17 am
  122. Axioms Friday, July 14, 2006 10:17 am
  123. Best Toast Friday, July 14, 2006 10:17 am
  124. At Heaven's Gate Friday, July 14, 2006 10:17 am
  125. Another New Law Friday, July 14, 2006 10:17 am
  126. Nurse's Pen Missing Friday, July 14, 2006 10:17 am
  127. Political Correctness, 2006 Style Friday, July 14, 2006 10:17 am
  128. New Math Formulas and Laws of the Universe Friday, July 14, 2006 10:17 am
  129. Truck vs. Bridge Friday, July 14, 2006 10:17 am
  130. Plane old Boat Wednesday, July 26, 2006 01:44 pm
  131. The Rabbit and the Blonde Saturday, January 26, 2008 04:05 pm
  132. Good Ears Saturday, January 26, 2008 04:05 pm
  133. Blonde Joke #272 Saturday, January 26, 2008 04:05 pm
  134. Which Would You Rather Operate On? Saturday, January 26, 2008 04:05 pm
  135. Colonoscopy Saturday, January 26, 2008 04:05 pm
  136. Ole, The Furniture Dealer Saturday, January 26, 2008 04:35 pm
  137. Bad News, Good News, Great News Saturday, January 26, 2008 04:39 pm
  138. Be Sure to Vote Saturday, January 26, 2008 04:41 pm
  139. ALL GRANDPAS, HEED THIS WARNING Saturday, January 26, 2008 04:43 pm
  140. New Words Saturday, January 26, 2008 04:46 pm
  141. Useless But Interesting Information Saturday, January 26, 2008 04:50 pm
  142. TOOLS AND THEIR PROPER USE Saturday, January 26, 2008 04:57 pm
  143. 2007 Stella Awards Saturday, January 26, 2008 05:03 pm
  144. DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP? Saturday, January 26, 2008 05:09 pm
  145. Relax..You're at the Beach Wednesday, February 6, 2008 12:47 pm