BEST COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG TITLES

1. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
2. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long
3. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
4. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
5. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
6. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well
7. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better
8. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
10. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
11. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now
12. My wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
13. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
14. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
15. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
16. She's Looking Better! After Every Beer
17. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman ..... But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few !!!