BEST COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG TITLES
- I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
- It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long
- If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
- If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
- How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
- I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well
- I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better
- I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
- I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
- I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
- If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now
- My wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
- She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
- You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
- Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
- She's Looking Better! After Every Beer
- I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman ..... But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few !!!