Blonde on a Diet

Roxie Boudreaux was blonde and overweight. Mentally she was also known to be "playing with a short deck".

Her doctor after listening to her gripe, put her on a diet with the following instructions: "Eat regularly for two days then skip a day and repeat the procedure for two weeks and the next time I see you, You'll have lost at least five pounds."

When Roxie came back, she'd lost nearly twenty pounds and the doctor was amazed and asked if she had followed his instructions.

"Yep" she answered, " but I thought that I'd drop dead that third day."

"From Hunger" he asked?

"Hell no!" "from all that dammed skipping!"