Correct Use of the "F" word
When is @#$% Acceptable?

There have been only twelve times in history when the "F" word was considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

  1. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"
       Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
  2. "What the @#$% was that?"
       Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
  3. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
       Custer, 1877
  4. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
       Einstein, 1938
  5. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
       Picasso, 1926
  6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
       Pythagoras, 126 BC
  7. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
       Michelangelo, 1566
  8. "Where the @#$% are we?"
       Amelia Earhart, 1937
  9. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
       Noah, 4314 BC
  10. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
       Bill Clinton, 1998
  11. "What do you mean there is no @%#*ing key to my ankle bracelet?"
       Martha Stewart, 2005
  12. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
       Saddam Hussein, 2003