Sensitive New Age Redneck

Three rednecks, Bubba, Billy Bob and Billy-Ray, were working on the local BellSouth tower.

Bubba falls off and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Billy Bob says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."

Billy-Ray says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Billy Bob says, "Where did you get that beer, Billy-Ray?"

"Bubba's wife gave it to me," Billy-Ray replies.

"That's unbelievable! You told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"

Well, not exactly", Billy-Ray says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Bubba's widow'."

She said, "No, I'm not a widow."

And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are".