9 Golf Balls

A lady was vaccuming the bedroom one day when she hit something under the bed. When she pulled it out, she was amazed to find a shiny silver box with nine golf balls and $25,000 in cash inside.

When her husband came home, she called him up to the bedroom.

"Honey, what is with the box? There's nine golf balls and $25'000 in here.

The man replied, "Well, every time we have had bad sex, I put a golf ball in there."

"That's not bad," the wife replied, "we've been married for 25 years and there's only nine in there, but what's with the money?"

"Well, every time I got a dozen, I sold them."