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Three members of a foursome are standing in the fairway waiting for their fourth to hit his ball from 30 yards into the right rough. While waiting, one guy asked another how his son was doing. The fellow replied, "Really great !! You know that he is a car salesman and he sold so many cars last year that the dealership told him he could give a car to anyone he chose, and at no cost."

"That's wonderful", said the first guy. "Sounds like my son, who is a boat salesman. He sold such a high dollar amount of boats that the dealer gave him a 19 foot runabout to give away to anyone he wished."

The third fellow chimed in, "That's amazing! My son sells condos for a living and he also did so well last year that the developer told him he could give a 1 bedroom unit to anyone of his choosing."

About that time, the fourth member gets back to the fairway and joins his buddies. One asks, "John, how is your son doing ??" John replied, "Oh I'd rather not talk about him if you don't mind. I just found out that my son is gay." "Oh wow, that's a shame John", said the first golfer, "That must be Hell for you to deal with."

"Well I guess it's not all bad" said John, "Just last month he received a free car, a free boat, and a free condo !!"