T-Tail-Tall-Tail:
ADAK
    Dick Reichelt
So what's happening on the way home? We're out of
        Kadena heading for
        Elmendorf. We started out with a pretty heavy load
        for Stateside plus six pax.
        It was a while, and finally a struggle to reach
        FL370 to settle down for the
        ride. Pretty night, stars shining bright, just like
        in the song.
    
        KABOOOM! From the left side. That was a new one on
        this ace jet pilot! The
        tapes might have jiggled, N1 or N2 might have done
        something, but it happened too fast.
        We were certainly awake, all of us. The
        chattering about what it
        could have been had just subsided after a minute or
        two, when KABOOM! This
        time I saw the flash. I had to look at number one
        even though I had once vowed
        NEVER to look out there again. (Remember I was
        always nervous about the area of
        the junction of the outer wing and engines 1&4)
    
        The blasts came regularly now, a blast and flame
        shooting FORWARD about 10
        feet, as well as a longer torch out the tailpipe. We
        established a call to
        Elmendorf to see if they could rouse anyone with
        advice for us. We changed the
        fuel flow to see if that would eliminate the
        blasting which was becoming
        unnerving to all of us. I think it changed the
        severity of the blasting going
        on, but we all didn't like what might be going on in
        the engine or to the
        mounts, so we shut it down.
    
        When heavy and on three engines even in the mighty
        powerful model A we were
        taught to look ahead, to two engine operation just
        so you were prepared for
        that eventuality.
    
        Uh, Oh,A jettison plan? I KNEW it, I'm gonna be the
        first guy to jettison a
        load out of the 141! Oh, woe on us!
    
        Elmendorf advised us that Adak, an island in the
        Aleutian chain extending a
        thousand miles from Anchorage was suitable for us if
        we didn't think we could
        continue.
    
        We decided yes! Lets get out of here and started a
        descent into Adak. Pretty
        far down on the descent the radio advised us that
        Pratt and Whitney had advised
        them that they suspected an engine nose cone deice
        failure, check all switches
        and circuit breakers. In addition if that all checks
        out, the engine would
        probably run OK below 18,000 feet. It would be OK to
        restart and see.
        Sure enough, after the start-up the engine ran fine.
    
        With all the playing around and low altitude fuel
        burn, we continued our
        letdown to Adak to get the airplane checked, with
        Anchorage still 1,200 miles
        to the east.
    
        The weather at Adak had broken layers to 8,000 and
        600 & five miles visibility
        for the approach.
    
        "Air Force, Navy Adak approach, you're cleared for a
        VOR approach."
    
        In my mind I'm screaming, "VOR! VOR!? We don't DO VOR's!"
    
        Here we go, out bound, procedure turn descend
        inbound, intercept! VOR inbound,
        check minimum altitudes! Obstructions, obstructions.
        Don't f**k this up
        Reichelt! This I don't like!
    
        Whew! We pop out, runway in sight, short final now,.
        Wow! There in the
        illumination of the landing lights, off to the right
        is the crashed skeleton of
        a P-3 Orion. I guess they didn't like the VOR,
        letdown and approach either!
    
        We had enough for this day, so we had a delightful
        crew rest at ADAK, drizzling, cloud- swept, garden spot of the
        Aleutians.
    
        Next day we had a chance to see what we had gotten
        into. Clouds and fog are
        swirling around us in the drizzle and all across the
        island. Grey everything.
        The place was one big grey volcanic cinder. Looking
        north past the take-off end
        of the runway was a hill that swept upward from the
        level on up into the
        clouds. Very ominous, this place was awaiting some
        Hollywood 'B'-film director
        to come film Creatures of The Lost World of the 20th
        Century!
    
        The C-141 was the only airplane I would trust, to
        take off in that schmootz
        with that hill threatening us with its black cape
        and sickle. The engine had
        been examined, fuel put on board, so off we went.
        The engine ran like a champ
        at 18,000 feet en route to Elmendorf where the
        engine anti-ice problem was
        repaired and the 141 continued in the system.
    
        Our crew had to go to the end of the line, back into
        crew rest. Now, after a
        very short non-taxing day, we still had a lot of
        zoom left. What to do? We
        could've gone to downtown Anchorage and 'See Nudes
        in an Exquisite Manner'(An
        expensive clip joint where naked women dance behind
        gauze so thick, and
        lighting fixed so you can't SEE anything) .(I
        heard).
    
        Or - we could go to the Elmendorf club where it was
        always happy hour, and-YES!
        Play the now famous juke box, featuring
        "YEEEeeeeow,Everyyyytime I Go to town
        They Keep Kicking My Dog Around". You just can't
        know unless you've been
        there…. how many drunk quarters went into
        that machine to play that
        record. It played in 1967, 1968, 1969, and as far as
        I know its still there,
        scratched white from the needle and still going .The
        poor bartenders heard it
        played SO many times, they vowed to smash it, but
        they never did.
    
        At last, homeward bound, last leg. East to the east
        coast. NOW you know what
        its like to party all night when you should be
        sleeping, but your body knows
        its really daytime…. and you get alerted for
        flight. The take off into
        the blackest sky in the universe is 'Hang on. Don't
        fail me now!' and we make
        it! Auto pilot on.
    
        That last leg home to the east. Oh Boy! You've been
        struggling to stay alert
        and here comes the sunrise. First the pretty glow
        then the FIERCE orange ball,
        then the soooothing warm radiant heat. This is when
        I had my best dreams and
        hallucinations.
    
        Wake up! You're almost home! It's a pretty day. Put
        her down nicely, park it,
        bags on the crew bus. Shake hands, pat em on the
        back and a "Let's do it
        again."
    
        I would do it again gladly. Thank you Lockheed, God
        Bless America!
        
        
        09/18/2004
Richard (Dick) Reichelt richreichelt@msn.com