T-Tail-Tall-Tail:
Mr. Ed Meets his Match
    Del Laughery
Msgt USAF RET
    I was a command post type at Clark. I hate to date
        myself but it was MATS
        when I first went to Clark, becoming MAC while I was
        there 1965 to 1967.
    
        Due to a very high theft rate at Clark the security
        police had horse-back
        patrols. A young SP was on the far side of the
        runway, felt the need to relieve
        himself and proceeded to urinate in a bush. A a bird
        flew out of the bush to
        avoid the 'rain' and spooked his horse, which took
        off and ran onto the runway
        just as a C-141 was landing. The horse just missed
        the nose gear and was struck
        by the pilot's side main gear housing, pealing it
        back about three quarters of
        the way.
    
        The aircraft left parts of the horse for many many
        feet down the runway. The
        pilot finally made it to the command post. He was as
        white as a sheet and
        leaned his arm on the counter and in the best air
        force jargon asked "Where did
        that f@#k'n horse come from?"
    
        They ended up having to fly the aircraft back to
        Marietta GA, gear down. Thank
        God no one was hurt. Had the aircraft hit the horse
        with the nose wheel the
        landing gear probably would have collapsed.
    
        When they first started flying the line with C-141's
        they had many brake
        problems. After working out the bugs it turned into
        a fine aircraft, a real
        "work horse", (no pun intended).
    
The following email arrived on May 16th, 2006
I am a former 60551 (Air Cargo
        Specialist) (USAF 1965- '69) who
        has recently discovered your wonderful website. I've
        been poking around for a
        couple of days now, and have quickly realized I'm
        going to be a while taking it
        all in. This is quite an impressive project you've
        put together. I'm sure I'll
        enjoy exploring it as much as I did my small part in
        the history of the C-141.
        I posted a message to the recent story about the
        retirement of the Hanoi Taxi
        in the May 8 edition of the Military.com newsletter.
        It explains some of my
        feelings about the Starlifter.
    
        So far, my favorite story on your website is the one
        in Tall Tales about the
        C-141 hitting the horse. I was at Clark Air Base the
        night it happened. In
        fact, I was wondering if there is any way you can
        put me in touch with Msgt Del
        Laughery, who wrote that story. It appears that we
        were squadron mates and may
        have some memories to share. Also, I would like to
        clarify something about his
        story.
    
        He said the aircraft flew back to Georgia with the
        gear down because of the
        damage, but I worked in-bound cargo in those days
        (Dec. 1966), and remember
        receiving a new landing gear door for that aircraft.
        It may be that the damage
        was so great the new door could not be attached, so
        maybe Sgt. Laughery could
        elaborate. I also remember going out after sun up to
        look at the aircraft and
        getting a little nauseated. The landing gear was
        pretty torn up, and there was
        horse flesh, bone and hair hanging from it. Rather
        sickening, really.
        
        Whatever help you can offer to get me in touch with
        Sgt. Laughery would be most
        appreciated.
        
        
        Lance Edmisten
        
        Modesto, Ca.
    
In February of 2007 I got the following additional information about the ferry flight of the damaged a/c from Clark back to the US from Ed Diemer, who was the Navigator on that flight:
The C-141A that struck the horse at Clark was flown back to the states with the gear down. The aircraft was ferried back by "island hopping" (Clark, Guam, Honolulu). I was the navigator on the Travis-based 86th MAS aircrew that flew the leg into Hickam AFB (actually land at Honolulu International and taxi to Hickam). Ironically, the patch of the 86th features a centaur, a Greek mythological creature that is half man and half horse.
        Although I cannot recall the tail number, I do not
        believe either the crew or
        aircraft involved in the Clark incident was
        Travis-based.
    
        The Maintenance people at Clark removed the damaged
        material from the left side
        gear pod all the way down to the side of the
        fuselage. The pod is a fairing and
        not really structural. Although a landing gear door
        (and probably other parts
        for contingency) may have been ordered for the
        aircraft, it was not installed
        on the damaged aircraft - there was nothing to
        attach the gear door to. With
        most of the pod removed, about all that remained was
        the landing gear
        components. The remaining gear looked spindly and
        out of place surrounded by
        all the openness. The aircraft was flown back with
        the (ground) gear-lock pins
        safety-wired in place. It seems to me that the
        auxiliary power unit (a gas
        turbine driven generator) was located in the left
        main gear pod-I do not recall
        if any of it might still have been in place.
    
        With the gear down and locked, the C141A had to be
        flown at less than the
        "gear-down, do not exceed" airspeed. Flight
        planning, particularly of the fuel
        load, was a challenge. There was nothing close to
        our gear-down with part of
        the structure missing cruise condition in the
        Lockheed performance charts! The
        fuel load was based on a SWAG with more fuel reserve
        than carried on normal
        flights. The flight was flown with only essential
        crew (no space-available
        passengers) and fuel. The gross weight was
        considerably less than normal.
    
        The flight to Honolulu was flown at approximately
        19-thousand feet. That
        allowed flying the aircraft pressurized but with a
        lower pressure differential
        than when flown at the normal thirty-something
        thousand foot flight levels.
        There had been some concern about whether the
        aircraft integrity would allow
        pressurized flight. Our leg was not the first one
        flown after the incident; it
        had already flown several similar flight profiles
        without problems. The legs
        were flown during daylight; weather was never an
        issue on our leg of the return
        flights.
    
        The climb to altitude was uneventful. We settled
        into the routine of our "low
        and slow" cruise at altitude. Navigation was easy
        using the good daytime
        Loran-C coverage in the area. Fuel used and
        remaining was very meticulously
        recorded and plotted. Our estimated fuel usage was
        not much off the actual
        usage. The route allowed several enroute alternative
        (island) airports should
        an emergency arise. We never encountered anything to
        make us consider changing
        from our flight plan. The routine included periodic
        position reports on HF
        radio.
    
        The boredom was broken by an unexpected radio call
        from Hickam. They said there
        was a USAF C-130 Rescue aircraft on the ground at
        Hickam, with engines running,
        which was requesting permission to run a practice
        intercept on us for a
        training mission. My guess is that Air Traffic
        Control at Honolulu had
        suggested us as a candidate for the intercept; I am
        sure that our low and slow
        eastbound flight stood out like a sore thumb on
        ATC's boards. Everyone else was
        high, fast, and westbound! We figured the intercept
        would break the normal,
        getting boring, routine; we accepted the Rescue
        "offer." Shortly we were
        informed the Rescue was in the air and was asking
        for more information from us.
    
        I pulled out the standard AF form we carried to
        transmit information in the
        event of an emergency (the only time I actually
        filled one out in the air). It
        had the standard required information: our current
        position, our route,
        estimated times to our next position and
        destination, number of souls on board,
        and fuel remaining. In the section calling for
        "nature of the emergency," we
        listed, "simulated structural damage to the left
        main landing gear pod." The
        information was forwarded by our copilot on HF
        radio. We were then informed of
        the position and time that the Rescue expected to
        intercept us (about two hours
        later).
    
        Updates were exchanged between the Rescue and MAC
        aircraft. When we were about
        60 miles apart, the communications between us
        shifted to VHF or UHF radio. By
        ourselves in the middle of the Pacific, the chatter
        between crews became more
        informal while the updates continued. The Rescue
        C-130 reported us in sight and
        requested permission to fall into formation with us.
        We saw the C-130 pass
        under us slightly to one side. Looking for any
        useful information from the
        situation, we asked the Rescue to pull up under our
        left side and scan our
        "simulated structural damage" before falling into
        formation. Sensing bonus
        realism to their practice run, the Rescue eagerly
        agreed to our request. The
        C-130 pulled up under our left side. There were
        several minutes of silence as
        they checked out our aircraft. Then, over the radio
        from the Rescue aircraft
        came, "Gee MAC! When you guys simulate, you sure do
        simulate!"
            
Last summer I got another note about this incident from Bradley Kuhn:
I run the Hydraulic back shop here in
        Charleston. For 9 Years
        (Jan 92-Jun 2001) I worked the flight-line here in
        Charleston. Though a
        hydraulic specialist, I had the honor to multi-task
        and serve a dual capacity
        as a Primary Crew Chief on a couple of Aircraft. The
        first was ACFT 8079, now
        on static display here at Charleston. That ACFT was
        the tail number that hit
        the horse on the runway. At the stick was Col Toulan
        (spelling?) (the older
        one, There were two Toulan's, a father and a son.
        The son was the active wing
        commander here in Charleston in the late 80's-early
        90's)
    
        The second ACFT I had the honor of crew chief'ing
        was ACFT 7011. 7011 is now
        resting at North Field, in North, South Carolina.
        You may or may not know, we
        are in the process of scraping that airframe. Crews
        of 5 from here in
        Charleston have been selected to safe the aircraft
        for demolition. The current
        demolition date is 28 June 2005. I will be taking
        pictures of this as its
        happening. On a footnote, ACFT 7011 carries a very
        interested fact, you may or
        may not be able to verify this. In December 1992,
        following the elections which
        Mr. Clinton defeated the first Mr. George Bush, We
        went into Somalia. I was one
        of thirteen Air Force personnel on the ground that
        9th day of December. On
        December 30, 1992, we were visited by Mr. George
        Bush, who flew in to Mogadishu
        Somalia on ACFT 7011. With this, ACFT 7011 was the
        only C-141 to ever carry the
        call sign "Air Force One". I have several pictures
        from that day that I would
        like to pass along. I'll be emailing you from home
        with scanned pictures that
        you may post on your site. Thank you for hosting a
        great web site dedicated to
        a great airframe!
    
        Bradley Kuhn, MSgt, USAFR 315th MXS Hydraulic
        Element    
On March 8th, 2007 I got the following additional information about the Mr. Ed incident from Tim Bernal:
I believe the C-141 that hit the horse
        was Tail # 8079.
        
        
        This is the display aircraft at Charleston AFB (I
        was assigned there from
        1989-2000 / Maintenance & 141 FE), for years it had
        a horse head painted on the
        front left gear pod.
        
        
        This aircraft was also the "personal" aircraft of
        Col Toolin, the LG
        Maintenance commander at the time.
        
        
        During my maintenance days, I asked some of the
        "old-heads" about the
        horse-head painting and they recalled the tale of
        the horse being hit at Clark
        in the PI.
        
        
        Anyhow, within the past year, 8079 has been
        re-painted in the original white
        paint scheme and someone (I'm sure leadership)
        decided to leave the horse-head
        out of the art work.
        
        
        Timothy M. Bernal, MSgt, USAF
    
